Slip into something provocative!
Roundeye Ts’ probing, incisive messages are natural conversation starters on both sides of the Pacific. Not only will they make you the center of attention, they could be the best legal stress relief you can buy without a prescription. So why not blow off some steam and turn some heads with the T-shirts that really pack a punch line!
Each shirt is $25.00. To order, send me your choice(s) via “CONTACT” and we’ll make payment arrangements. I don’t anticipate being overwhelmed by orders, but if enough people want shirts, I’ll add a “BUY” button and a PayPal account. All proceeds go into the tsunami fund.
“This country should come with instructions”
Our starter set/family values model for mom, dad, the whole family!
“It’s a deal! You practice your English. I’ll practice my sex.”
Incisive wit for gaijin on the cutting edge of sexuo–linguistics
“Just Do Me”
Tell the world you’re always at the top of your game.
Remember “Truckers make better lovers?” Now meet today’s Trans–Pacific update!
“Yellow Cab Driving Instructor”
Honk if you’re gaijin enough to test-drive this very prominent pleasure vehicle.
Roundeye Productions is a unique new concept in intercultural communication founded in the interests of promoting a more meaningful dialogue for action among Japan’s non-native community. By distilling the many complexities of indigenous culture into readily intelligible formats, this first-ever collection of T-shirts for gaijin is seen by East-West analysts as a historic milestone in international understanding. Roundeye—working to improve gaijin quality of life one T-shirt at a time.